Screw It: Talking Bears
Cartoon bears discuss the finer things in life while Mike is out of the studio touring wine country in Oregon.
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Bear 1: You're watching Screw It on SuppleWine. I'm your guest host while Mike is visiting Oregon wine country.
Bear 2: Holy crap. Is that a talking bear?
Bear 1: The wine shop closes in 10 minutes. Do you have any requests?
Bear 2: I think...you'll find that any wine...you buy simply is not good enough...for me.
Bear 1: Cut me a little slack here. I've been reading SuppleWine.com. I've got plenty of good choices.
Bear 2: While your resources are undoubtedly impeccable, I...question your ability...to follow through. Great deeds...are not in your blood.
Bear 1: Whatever. Several bottles of bubbly, a room full of people and Rock Band are about all the great deeds I need tonight.
Bear 2: My Saturday night is...full...of compromises.
Bear 1: Your Shatner impression sucks.
[Bear #2 flips off Bear #1.]
Bear 1: Wait a second. We need nostrils to smell wine anyway. [Looks at camera - no nostrils.]
[Bear #2 also looks at camera - no nostrils.]
Bear 1: I'll just buy a jug of Carlo Rossi.
Bear 2: One wicked hangover, coming up!
